hello i am a big cry baby adult
my wishlist

I’m also going to delete today


one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because


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Oreos are so fuckign good I don’t wanna kill myself anymore I should email the CEO

Spending my night crying hysterically while eating Oreos in the bathroom because the kitchen is next to the living room & people sleep in there I’m so cute

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